Joke Of The Day

A seven-year old boy was at the center of a Cheyenne courtroom drama recently when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Wyoming Cowboys, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.


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Bonus Joke:


Football players at the high school where I worked were stealing the practice jerseys, so the coach ordered a set with 'Property of Central High School' emblazoned on them.

When the thefts continued, he ordered a new batch that had the imprint 'Stolen from Central High School.' But the jerseys still kept disappearing.

The larceny finally stopped after he changed the wording to 'Central High School 4th String.'

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